Dec 12-14 Carmen Lynch! ALL upcoming shows are still OPEN. Reserve ASAP for the "Man of 10,000 Sound Effects," Michael Winslow! And it's never too early to reserve your spot for NYE with Auggie Smith!!
We've known Carmen Lynch for many years and have long looked forward to her return to our stage!
Her first stage performances were as a flamenco dancer when she was very young. She was a psychology major while at The College of William and Mary. Now, she travels the globe performing stand-up after national performances on "Last Comic Standing,""The Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" and a Wanda Sykes special earlier this year on OWN! SHOWTIMES: THU at 8 p.m. and FRI and SAT at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. TICKET PRICES for CARMEN: THU - $12 FRI - SAT 8 P.M. - $14 / FRI - SAT 10:30 P.M. - $12 DECEMBER BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: ALL December birthdays will be FREE this week only and $2 OFF the ticket price of anyone else in the party! If you have any December birthdays in your party, let us know when you reserve online or by phone. Thanks!
Rated - R ( mild )
Fri-Sat Dec 20-21
Michael Winslow delivers a "wildy-entertaing one-of-a-kind show that you will never forget!" His earliest national performance was on the original "Gong Show" where he blew away the competition and won a whopping $516.32 ! He is best known for his role as Sargent Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones in SEVEN "Police Academy" movies, the "Police Academy" TV series, Mel Brooks' "Spaceballs" and 2 Cheech and Chong movies - "Next Movie" and "Nice Dreams." He provided the voice of Stripe, the evil little creature in "Gremlins." He also did voice-over work in the movie classics "Back to the Future"and "The Terminator." In July he performed his amazing human beat box sounds with the Grammy Award-winning Roots Band on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!" DON'T MISS the "Man of 10,000 Sound Effects!" Whether he's re-creating the frenzy of the Jimi Hendrix experience or the roar of a jet engine, his talent is remarkable and the show is unforgettable! SHOWTIMES: FRI and SAT at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. TICKET PRICES: $20 EXCEPT for the LATE SHOW FRIDAY WHICH IS JUST $15 HOW TO PRE-PAY: The easiest way is through the secure reservation form on the website.
You can also call the club at 309-673-5853 with that debit/credit card information. If you don't have a debit/credit card, reserve FIRST online or by phone and then stop by the club with cash. WED-SAT after 5 p.m. are the best days/times for in-person transactions. We are here every day and many more hours, but these listed days/times are the best for in-person transactions. Thanks!
Rated - PG
Chris "Boom Boom" Johnson
DECEMBER BIRTHDAY SPECIAL ! Details Below.
Chris Johnson has been one of our favorites for over 10 years! He is high-energy and over-the-top hilarious, having been described as "crazy like Jim Carey"and"as energetic as a hyper kid who hasn't taken his medication."He got his nickname because the jokes and laughs come at you with such frequency and intensity that club owners started calling him "Boom Boom." His resume isn't filled with television appearances, but it's not for a lack of talent. He simply chose to remain rooted and raise a family in Rockford, Illinois rather than head west for the bright lights of L.A. His show is laced with crazy childhood stories, tales of previous jobs ( some of which only lasted a few days ) and hilarious drunken experiences -- including one which ended with Chris and a friend trying to STEAL an ostrich! Ostrich - 1 Boom Boom - 0. Great show! SHOWTIMES: THU at 8 p.m. and FRI and SATat 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. TICKET PRICES: $12 EXCEPT for the Thursday show which is just $10.
December Birthday Special: Anyone with a December birthday will get in FREEthis week with Chris Johnson and $2 OFF anyone else in the party. Please mention if you have any December birthdays when you make your reservation. If doing so online, use the "comment" box at the bottom of the reservation form. Rated-R ( mild )
New Years Eve
Auggie Smith NYE 8 P.M. and 11 P.M.
Auggie Smith delivers one of the most dynamic, hilarious and memorable shows you will EVER see !!
He first received national attention in 1997 when he finished 2nd to the legendary Mitch Hedberg in the Seattle Comedy Competition. Several years later, millions more took notice when he steam-rolled onto "The Bob and Tom Show" with one spectacular performance after another. "The Gunfighter" was born on that show. Growing up in Billings, Montana didn't make him a gun-toting cowboy, but the nickname stuck! Auggie has since traveled extensively on their "All Star" tours. In the last few years, he has also performed on Comedy Central's"Live at Gotham" and NBC's"Last Comic Standing."In 2010, he became the ONLY COMIC to win the prestigious month-long Seattle and San Francisco comedy competitions in the SAME year! He's the star of his own DVD, entitled "Cult Following," has 2 CD's and is in heavy rotation on XM and Sirius satellite radio! Finish or ring in the new year with the "Word of Aug!"
SHOWTIMES: 8 p.m. and 11 p.m.
TICKET PRICES for NYE:$21 ( $20 w/cash ) NYE EXTRAS! Our New Year's Eve 8 p.m. show includes a hot and cold buffet starting at 7 p.m.
Past "spreads" have included wings, shrimp cocktail, meatballs, tortellini, veggies, cheese, etc.
Our New Year's Eve 11 p.m. show includes party favors, door prizes and a champagne toast at midnight.
HOW TO PRE - PAY: The easiest way to make pre-payment is by using the secure reservation form on this website. You can also call the club with that information ( 309-673-5853 ) You can also stop by the club with cash (after first making your reservation).
BEST days/times to stop by the club are WED - SAT after 5 p.m. We are here every day and many more hours, but these days/times are best for in-person transactions. auggiesmith.com
Rated - R